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Key for Quotes

  • A: Acorn
  • W: Wolf
  • Sp: Sally Peep
  • V: Virginia
  • SR: Singing Ring
  • C: Candy
  • T: Tony
  • Wm: Woodsman
  • RS: Ring Salesman
  • F: Frog
  • D: Dog (in Wendell's body)
  • PW: Prince Wendell (in dog form)
  • Q: Queen
  • G: Gypsy
  • B: Burly
  • BW: Blabberwart
  • BB: Bluebell
  • TF: Tooth Fairy
  • GU: Gustav
  • CF: Clayface
  • MB: Magical Bird

V: "Where's the rabbit?"
W: "What rabbit?"
V: "The one I gave you to cuddle!"
W: "Goodness me, she must have hopped away."
 
T: "You're a sick pervert, huh? You've done this before, haven't you?"
 
MB: "I know where Virginia is. She is in a tree, that's not a tree. In a place, that's not a place."
T: "Would you just stop with the rhyming crap and show us where she is?"
 
T: (Singing)"Picked up a boy, just south of mobile. Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal. I was 16, he was 21, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. We heard it from the people in the town they called us, Gypsies, Tramps and Theives. But evey night, the men would come around, and lay their money down."
 
T: "Do you hear that? It sounds like 'A Whiter Shade of Pale'"(Animal howls in the distance)
V: "No, that's an animal howling."
T: "What animal can skip the lite fandango and (sings) turn cartwheels cross the floor. Boy, you don't get lyrics like that anymore."
V: "Come on, it's not too late to turn back."
T: "No, no no! Let's continue on, at least until the end of side one."
 
W: "Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it - 'Breaking the Cycle', 'Heal Yourself in 7 Days', 'Stop Blaming Yourself, Please', and 'Help for the Bedwetting Child', which I picked up by mistake." 
 
W: "Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a gorgeous girl with very long hair?"
WM: "I haven't seen anything, I'm blind."
T: "A blind woodsman?" 
WM: Have you ever seen a tree move?

V: (reading)"For seven men she gave her life. For one good man she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all."

W: "I picked up your trail a few days ago."
V: "But how? We went through a mountain."
W: "Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself."

PW: "And now, for the greatest bravery imaginable. For courage in face of relentless and terrible danger, I award my dear friends the highest medals in my Kingdom. Firstly, my temporary manservant, Antony. My people, look upon my friend. No longer is he spineless and wallowing in self pity."
 T: "Thanks."
PW: "No longer is he a balding useless coward who would rather run than fight."
T: "I think they get the point."
PW: "No longer is he selfishly driven by envy and greed."
T: "Just give me the medal."
PW: "No. He is heroically transformed. What braver man could exist? Antony the Valiant."
 
W: "You're as safe as a brick-built pig house."
 
PW: "What is your plan?"
T: "Get drunk."
 
A: "If you get stabbed... save the knife for me, won't ya?"

BB: "They are called 'The Brothers Gibb'."
BW: "And the song: it concerns a deadly fever that only strikes on Saturdays."

 
T: "All right! Enough! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh?"
(picks up frog)
Frog: "Get your hands off me!"
T: "What does that achieve?"
Frog: "What are you doing?"
T: "What is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?"
Frog: "Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!"
(Tony throws the frog through one of the doors)
Frog: "WHOA!"
(Tony slams the door, there's a large explosion and fireball)
W: "I guess it's the other one."

Quotes

SP: "If my door wasn't locked, I'd be scared you'd come into my house n' huff n' puff, n' blow all my clothes off!"

SP: "It's my 18th birthaday today. Bet you can't guess what going to happen to me tonight?"
 
SP: "What's that sticking out of your trousers? There, in the back! It's quite a buldge!"
 
W: "You must do magnificent things with your life."
V: "Oh yeah? Why?"
W: "Because your hurt is very great."
 
W: "You don't trust anybody."
V: "I don't trust you, no."
W: "Well you might not get hurt, but huff puff, you won't get loved either."
 
W: "Love of my life, let down your lustrious locks! Look out below, close your eyes, dandruff!"
V: "I do not have dandruff!"
W: "Some people can't take a joke! I found another gray one!"
 
Prison Gaurd: "What in the faitying forests do you think you're doing?!?"
 
W: "All the right things, in all he right places. No doubt about it, I AM IN LOVE!"
 
SR: "There's no doubt, and there's no maybe. The three of us are having a baby."
 
SR: "You are the luckiest girl in the land. 'Cause we've got a beautiful wedding planned"
 
SR: "I will laugh and chuckle, on your girlie's knuckle"
 
W: "We either live happily after, or we get killed by horrible curses."
 
B: "You got any magic mushrooms?"
BW: "Nah, but I got some dwarf's moss. It'll really blow your mind. Last time I took it, I saw faries for three days!"
B: "Nicey nice. Roll us a giant!"
 
T: "Okay, Mr. 'I don't have to look, while I chop wood,' your name is Rumplestilzgin."
WM: "No"
T: "I said Rumplestilzgin!"
WM: "Guess again."
T: "Rumplstilzgin Jr? Rumplestilzgin the 4th? Does it have a Rumple in it?"
W: "There's no rumple!"
T: "Uhm.....Dick Van Dyke!"
 
T: "John, Paul, George, Ringo?"
W: "Ringo?!?!"
 
T: "Wait! It's coming to me! I can feel it forming on my toungue."
WM: "Too late!"
T: "Wait a mintute....JULIET!"
 
V: "Is everything okay? I thought I heard a crash."
T: "I was just trying to clean up some accidental breakage."
V: "Dad, did you put your finger in that fish?"
 
Q: "Well, Your Highness. Do you have anything to say?"
D: "...W...w...where's my tail gone?"
 
W: "The moon makes me hungry for everything."
 
W: "Tie me up, so I can't escape. Tie me up! What part don't you understand? Tighter, if I struggle I can break free. Tighter... tighter... or I'll eat you up."
 
W: "You saw nothing!"
V: "I stand corrected."
W: "You most certainly do!"
 
T: "It's time for the 'Well of Fortune!'"
 
T: "Say hello to Benny!"
 
T: "Hey Prince, Wanna go for walkies!?"
 
PW: "Man servant? I need to go up on deck."
T: "I am not your man servant!"
 
SR: "What's happening to me? I cannot see!"
 
SR: "You're the luckiest guy in the land, 'cause you've got a singing ring in your hand!"
 
BB: "I've been thinking, maybe she shrunk us, and put us in a matchbox, in her pocket.
B: "In her pocket? How can we be in a matchbox?!? Where are all the matches!?!?"
 
BW: "What's it say?"
BB: "2006, Apartment number 2 East, eighty-onest street."
BW: "Eighty-onest street!?"
BB: "Yeah, that's what it says, eighty onest!"
 
W: "I'm looking for a lovely young girl who I believe found my little doggy."
C: "Oh! So it's YOUWAZ!!"
 
W: "Rare implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare, I mean, let it look at the oven in terror and bring it out to me!"
 
V: "What the hell is that?"
T: "It's a sheep! For the sheep and sheperdess contest."
V: "Well this sheep sucks. It's not going to win, it looks like it's about to die!"
 
V: "Buddy you're a...lamb!, make a nig, bleat. Playin in the fields gonna be a big, lamb some day. You got wool on your face, you big discrace. Waving your fleece all over the place, singing we will we will sheer you. SING IT! (audience looks up at her and pauses.Then the whole town is stomping to the beat) Buddy you're a young ewe, look at you, playing in the feild, gonna be a big ram some day. You got wool on your face, you're a big disgrace, waving your fleece all over the place. Singing we will, we will, sheer you!"
 
Chef: "I'm the greatest chef in the nine kingdoms! Folks travel hundreds of miles to eat my food."
W: "Yeah, well, my date's from a different dimension, so don't slip up!"
 
PW: "You promised me a cuddle. Combine cuddle and stroke please!"
 
V: "Those mushrooms are far out!"
 
W: "Wolfies only pretend to do naughty things! I would've never really eaten her. She was a tough old bird. Butter would not melt in my mouth... well it would, But very slowly. Ooohhh Huff Puff!"
 
T: "Murray, I'm going to take your wife out and buy her some....underware!"
 
T: "Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?"
 
SR: "I'll be sweet and fresh, wrapped around her flesh."
 
SR: "You cannot win her, you cannot chose her, you are just a hopeless loser!"
 
G: "Stretch it, twist it, make it grow. Like a river, make it flow. Make it pull and pinch and tweak. Make it grow 'til she grows weak. Make her moan and scream and cry. Make her wish that she would die!"
 
A: "What are you in for?"
T: "Actually, a pretty serious bank robbery. Couple people got hurt ... but that's the way it goes. What about you?"
A: "Aggravated assult. I'm easily aggrivated."
 
CF: "Do you like carving?"
T: "Well not like flesh or anything."
 
W: "Well, a baby's gotta have a father."
V: "I don't plan on having any children."
W: "Well, it's a bit late for that."
V: "What do you mean?"
W: "There's a little wolf cub growin' inside you.You got a furry little chap, that looks just like me, only much smaller!"
V: "What? How do you know?"
W: "Oh Virginia! I know, I'm a wolf!"
 
T: "Oh Virginia! I could turn this whole boat to gold!"
V: "Yes, and then it would sink and we would drown!"
T: "Good point, better wait til the perfect opportunity."
 
V: "I'll tell you anything you want!"
B: "Torture first, then you talk, it's better that way! Rush a torture, ruin a torture!"
 
T: "This is a hand worn clock, the hands go around, and it tells the time very intracately."
TF: "We call them, watches."
T: "But...this is a rolex! Solid gold!"
TF: "As long as it's not one of those cheap imitations."
 
TF: "Want some candy?"
T: "Candy? You're a dentist! You shouldn't be giving people candy."
TF: "Why not?"
T: "Cause it rots teeth."
TF: "Rubbish!
T: "Well it does!"
TF: "Excuse me, who is the teeth extractor here? Me or you? Let's put the straps on."
T: "What are the straps for?"
TF: "The straps are for comfort. Tooth decay is caused by three things! Poor diet. Not brushing properly. And bad fairies!"
 
W: "Little lamb bouncing up and down with soft, fluffy wool. Not really paying attention to the flock. Probably asleep if I know little girls. Well, I'm not going to eat her! Not when there's a lamb filet. Or a nice, fat, rack of chops. I'm not greedy! Well, I am greedy. I don't know why I just said that. I have a substantial appetite. Born to gorge! That's me!"
 
V: "Your crazy! Everyone in this whole place is crazy!"
 
V: "I'm going to die of long hair!"
 
W: "Oh boy!...How did this get here?"
 
W: "No, she was begging for it. She was gagging for it. No, no I just meant they're very provocative, some of the girls. They know that a wolf--well, it's like thrusting a steak in front of a starving man. No, I didn't mean that either. I'm twisting everything I'm saying."
 
PW: "He'll have her on her back before you can say, 'Happy Ever After'."

D: "No, I have to urinate. I must go straight away, otherwise, it's a leg lifter!"

Q: "Anyone for seconds? No?"

SP: "Tough luck, hard cheese, Sally is the winner."

T: "You know what, if it helps, go ahead. Have a nice long hate, I'm used to it!"

V: "Gustav, we need to ask you a question!"
GU: "Eh?"
T: "A Question! About traveling mirrors?"
GU: "An answer only will I chime when questions asked are put in rhyme."
LD: "All early mirrors talk in verse."
T: "Were there, any traveling mirrors made, that could help us with our escapade?"
V: "Escapade?"
GU: "Three fine mirrors that were made, to make them such a price was paid."
T: "Where are the other two?"
GU: "Eh?"
V: "Um. Our mirror smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?"
GU: "Mirror one, shattered be, by an oaf called Antony. Mirror two is on a bed, with barnacles upon it's head."
T: "Barancles?"
V: "The sea bed!"
DL: "Yes, one fell into the Great Northern Sea, I think you can safely discount that one."
GU: "What you seek, has not been seen, since it was stolen, by the queen."
T: "Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the queen."
GU: "Near she is, but not alone. In a place that's not her home. In a castle out of sight, where once the Queen was called, Snow White."

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